So, yes. I got my wisdom teeth removed this morning. It was fine, couldn't, and still can't, feel a thing. I actually remember falling asleep when they put the sedation in, I remember looking at the ceiling and going 'Ohh, that's pretty. It's all swirls~ Hey, the doctor is almost cute. Nice headgear he has on... I should probably be sleeping right about...' and then I fell asleep. The IV felt nice. It was like someone filling up my vein with cool water, the sensation crawling up my arm.
And it was just that, so go figure.

Now, I am amazingly lucid, and I could walk as soon as I woke up, which the doctors found just a bit weird, since I'm supposed to be dizzy or wobbly for awhile. All that stuff about me supposed to be sleepy, or dull', 'dim', 'slow', etc...
Ha. Not for me.
So, blah blah blah, I went home, stopped at the grocery store first, picked up some stuff, la-di-da~, etc etc, then I went hooome, where I went to the bathroom to take out my gauze.
Now THAT part was a bit fun. I took the gauze out and, since I'm not allowed to suck or spit (Please, no innuendos), and I can't really swallow as I'm frozen, I tipped my head forward to 'drain' the blood and saliva. You know in those horror movies, where you see the 'infected' or 'zombies' that have blood oozing out of their mouth and down their lip? The thick, dark dark red blood?
That's what mine was like. Kind of cool, if you like blood.

The freezing still hasn't worn off, 7 or 8 hours later. Once it does, I'll begin to start taking the drugs Dexamethasone and Acetaminophen. Lovely, no?
But for now, I look like a dork with my little ice packs tied around my head to ensure no swelling, and my gauze, and my inability to speak. But apparently a cute dork, as I look like I'm pouting.
Or maybe my family is just trying to make me feel less like a dork.
I love that word.
Dork. Doooorrrk. Doooooofus. Dolt, ignoramus, dunce, schlemiel~
That reminds me. I quite happy that I used yesterday, in both speaking and writing terms, convivial, discombobulated, execrable,lugubrious and chthonian.
Just thought you should know.

In conclusion.
My face is cold.

Oh, and I can't really speak. It's rather interesting; being dumb. And for all you lovely people out there who know their words, you know that it doesn't mean stupid, well that is one of its meanings now, but it means 'cannot speak'.